Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store! 
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
🚨 HONK IF YOU NEED PLATES 🚨
Graduation party? We've got plates.
Wedding? Plates.
Baby shower? Plates.
Birthday party? Plates.
Retirement party? Plates.
"I survived having teenagers in my house all summer" party? Believe it or not... PLATES.
I rolled up with a delivery last night and y'all are NOT prepared. Pictures are on their way, but besides enough dishes to feed an army of geese, we've got automotive goodies, shoe racks, household stuff, and random treasures that are absolutely going to disappear faster than me saying, "I'm just bringing in one more box."
AND somehow that's not even the half of it.
I still have piles of treasures from behind the counter that I'm working on putting away, so the variety here is honestly something you can't even imagine. Every time I think I've seen it all, I open another box and find something that makes me yell, "WHY DID I BUY THIS?!" followed immediately by, "Actually no, this is awesome."
You know how it goes here. One day it's here, the next day someone else is loading it into their trunk while I stand there saying, "I literally just put that out."
So if you've got a party coming up—or honestly if you just need to organize your shoes, fix your car, or feed 30 relatives who suddenly remembered you're hosting—get your tail feathers over here.
The Goose has landed, the truck has been unloaded, and chaos has once again become inventory.
Pictures coming soon. Assuming I don't get distracted by the 47 other cool things I bought and forgot I had. 🪿
Graduation party? We've got plates.
Wedding? Plates.
Baby shower? Plates.
Birthday party? Plates.
Retirement party? Plates.
"I survived having teenagers in my house all summer" party? Believe it or not... PLATES.
I rolled up with a delivery last night and y'all are NOT prepared. Pictures are on their way, but besides enough dishes to feed an army of geese, we've got automotive goodies, shoe racks, household stuff, and random treasures that are absolutely going to disappear faster than me saying, "I'm just bringing in one more box."
AND somehow that's not even the half of it.
I still have piles of treasures from behind the counter that I'm working on putting away, so the variety here is honestly something you can't even imagine. Every time I think I've seen it all, I open another box and find something that makes me yell, "WHY DID I BUY THIS?!" followed immediately by, "Actually no, this is awesome."
You know how it goes here. One day it's here, the next day someone else is loading it into their trunk while I stand there saying, "I literally just put that out."
So if you've got a party coming up—or honestly if you just need to organize your shoes, fix your car, or feed 30 relatives who suddenly remembered you're hosting—get your tail feathers over here.
The Goose has landed, the truck has been unloaded, and chaos has once again become inventory.
Pictures coming soon. Assuming I don't get distracted by the 47 other cool things I bought and forgot I had. 🪿
Did you know?
We currently have a couple of these highly desired porch geese in store!
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We currently have a couple of these highly desired porch geese in store!
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1F72y7WrYK/?mibextid=wwXIfr
