Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store!
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL BARGAIN GOBLINS ☀️🪿
It is THURSDAY, which means Senior Discount Day is in full effect and the elders have been legally cleared to save money.
Meanwhile, the goose is STILL hiding somewhere in the store because apparently it has abandoned society, rejected accountability, and chosen a life of secrecy.
Come in. Look suspicious. Dig through everything. Question every object. Trust no basket.
Find the goose. Claim your glory. Save some money. Leave with something you absolutely did not come in for.
Serious Goose is open, the discounts are loose, and the bird remains at large.
It is THURSDAY, which means Senior Discount Day is in full effect and the elders have been legally cleared to save money.
Meanwhile, the goose is STILL hiding somewhere in the store because apparently it has abandoned society, rejected accountability, and chosen a life of secrecy.
Come in. Look suspicious. Dig through everything. Question every object. Trust no basket.
Find the goose. Claim your glory. Save some money. Leave with something you absolutely did not come in for.
Serious Goose is open, the discounts are loose, and the bird remains at large.
☀️ Good morning!
We open at 11:30 today, and the Golden Goose statue is hiding somewhere in the store. 🪿✨
Find it and bring it to the counter for a surprise discount!
Come dig through the good stuff, the weird stuff, the “I absolutely do not need this but I’m buying it anyway” stuff—and keep your eyes open for one suspiciously shiny bird.
The goose is hiding. The deals are not.
We open at 11:30 today, and the Golden Goose statue is hiding somewhere in the store. 🪿✨
Find it and bring it to the counter for a surprise discount!
Come dig through the good stuff, the weird stuff, the “I absolutely do not need this but I’m buying it anyway” stuff—and keep your eyes open for one suspiciously shiny bird.
The goose is hiding. The deals are not.
Don’t miss out this weekend! The best picnic in town 😉
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She’s not as beautiful as she used to be.
But she’s been cleaned and tuned up and runs like a champ!
Only $50
But she’s been cleaned and tuned up and runs like a champ!
Only $50