Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store!
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
🚨 WARNING: EXTREME SQUISHINESS HAS ENTERED THE GOOSE. 🚨
We have the squishiest of squishies, the doughiest of that DOH you absolutely neeeeed, and enough weird little fidgety things to keep your hands busy until further notice. 😂
We’re talking:
✨ Super-soft foam squishies
💦 Weirdly satisfying liquid-filled squishes
🫧 Orbeez-filled squishies you will absolutely squeeze 47 times before putting down
🍞 Slow-rise doughy squishes that smoosh down and sloooowly puff back up
🐸 Cute ones. Weird ones. Tiny ones. Chonky ones. Ones you definitely did not come in here for but somehow now own.
These are the kind of things you pick up “just to see what it feels like” and five minutes later you’re emotionally attached to a tiny squishy dumpling.
For kids? Sure.
For adults with absolutely no intention of acting their age? EVEN BETTER.
Come squeeze them. Poke them. Smush them. Jiggle them. Question why it’s so satisfying.
🪿 The Serious Goose has officially become dangerously squishy. (And some new toys in the play area as well)
We have the squishiest of squishies, the doughiest of that DOH you absolutely neeeeed, and enough weird little fidgety things to keep your hands busy until further notice. 😂
We’re talking:
✨ Super-soft foam squishies
💦 Weirdly satisfying liquid-filled squishes
🫧 Orbeez-filled squishies you will absolutely squeeze 47 times before putting down
🍞 Slow-rise doughy squishes that smoosh down and sloooowly puff back up
🐸 Cute ones. Weird ones. Tiny ones. Chonky ones. Ones you definitely did not come in here for but somehow now own.
These are the kind of things you pick up “just to see what it feels like” and five minutes later you’re emotionally attached to a tiny squishy dumpling.
For kids? Sure.
For adults with absolutely no intention of acting their age? EVEN BETTER.
Come squeeze them. Poke them. Smush them. Jiggle them. Question why it’s so satisfying.
🪿 The Serious Goose has officially become dangerously squishy. (And some new toys in the play area as well)
Vintage, now sorted & priced! Grab it before it’s gone! Literally selling off the counter before I put it out!
🪿🚗 THE GOOSE MOBILE IS ON HER WAY… RELUCTANTLY.
We’ll be there soon, but apparently the Goose Mobile is tired of working for a living. She’s been hauling, loading, unloading, and generally being asked to participate WAY more than she feels is reasonable. 😂
So when we get there, COME GRAB THE THINGS.
Seriously. Grab them. Buy them. Rescue them. Adopt them. Whatever you have to tell yourself.
Because we need to CLEAR THIS FLOOR before the Goose Mobile files a formal complaint with management.
Come help us make some room — there’s plenty of stuff waiting to go home with somebody who is not us. 🪿💀
SAVE THE FLOOR. SAVE THE GOOSE MOBILE. TAKE OUR STUFF.
We’ll be there soon, but apparently the Goose Mobile is tired of working for a living. She’s been hauling, loading, unloading, and generally being asked to participate WAY more than she feels is reasonable. 😂
So when we get there, COME GRAB THE THINGS.
Seriously. Grab them. Buy them. Rescue them. Adopt them. Whatever you have to tell yourself.
Because we need to CLEAR THIS FLOOR before the Goose Mobile files a formal complaint with management.
Come help us make some room — there’s plenty of stuff waiting to go home with somebody who is not us. 🪿💀
SAVE THE FLOOR. SAVE THE GOOSE MOBILE. TAKE OUR STUFF.
We are going to be so LOADED this week with everything you can think of!
We have new rings, new things, new furniture.
💥💥Be sure to catch us and all of these goodies!💥💥
Drop the name of your dream item below, and I will let you know if we have seen it.
And…..
Even more clothing! It’s crazy!!!
We have new rings, new things, new furniture.
💥💥Be sure to catch us and all of these goodies!💥💥
Drop the name of your dream item below, and I will let you know if we have seen it.
And…..
Even more clothing! It’s crazy!!!
