Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store!
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
🌞🪿 GOOD MORNING, GOOSE PEOPLE! We’re opening soon!
If you’ve been looking for a perfectly reasonable excuse to come wander around and buy something you absolutely did not know you needed until you saw it… today seems like a good day for that. 😂
We’ve got squishies so squishy they should probably require supervision, doughy fidgets you’ll pick up “just to try” and refuse to put back, plus foam, liquid, Orbeez and slow-rise squishes in all kinds of ridiculously cute styles.
And that’s just one corner of the Goose.
🎮 Retro games & electronics — because new stuff is expensive and old stuff is cooler anyway.
🎵 Vintage audio & music stuff — for people who still appreciate buttons, knobs and things you can actually own.
👕 Clothing — because paying normal-store prices is wildly overrated.
🧸 Toys, collectibles & random treasures — including the stuff you didn’t know existed five minutes ago but suddenly NEED.
💸 Cheap little finds & $1 goodies — because sometimes retail therapy should actually be affordable.
Why buy it here? Because you can actually look at it, touch it, test it, ask us questions and leave with it TODAY instead of staring at a tracking number for four days.
And because every purchase helps a small local business continue doing what we do best:
Finding weird stuff, pricing it cheap, fixing things that probably should’ve died in 1997, and releasing an unreasonable number of geese into the community. 🪿😂
☀️ We’re opening soon — come see what followed us into the store this time.
If you’ve been looking for a perfectly reasonable excuse to come wander around and buy something you absolutely did not know you needed until you saw it… today seems like a good day for that. 😂
We’ve got squishies so squishy they should probably require supervision, doughy fidgets you’ll pick up “just to try” and refuse to put back, plus foam, liquid, Orbeez and slow-rise squishes in all kinds of ridiculously cute styles.
And that’s just one corner of the Goose.
🎮 Retro games & electronics — because new stuff is expensive and old stuff is cooler anyway.
🎵 Vintage audio & music stuff — for people who still appreciate buttons, knobs and things you can actually own.
👕 Clothing — because paying normal-store prices is wildly overrated.
🧸 Toys, collectibles & random treasures — including the stuff you didn’t know existed five minutes ago but suddenly NEED.
💸 Cheap little finds & $1 goodies — because sometimes retail therapy should actually be affordable.
Why buy it here? Because you can actually look at it, touch it, test it, ask us questions and leave with it TODAY instead of staring at a tracking number for four days.
And because every purchase helps a small local business continue doing what we do best:
Finding weird stuff, pricing it cheap, fixing things that probably should’ve died in 1997, and releasing an unreasonable number of geese into the community. 🪿😂
☀️ We’re opening soon — come see what followed us into the store this time.
🚨 WARNING: EXTREME SQUISHINESS HAS ENTERED THE GOOSE. 🚨
We have the squishiest of squishies, the doughiest of that DOH you absolutely neeeeed, and enough weird little fidgety things to keep your hands busy until further notice. 😂
We’re talking:
✨ Super-soft foam squishies
💦 Weirdly satisfying liquid-filled squishes
🫧 Orbeez-filled squishies you will absolutely squeeze 47 times before putting down
🍞 Slow-rise doughy squishes that smoosh down and sloooowly puff back up
🐸 Cute ones. Weird ones. Tiny ones. Chonky ones. Ones you definitely did not come in here for but somehow now own.
These are the kind of things you pick up “just to see what it feels like” and five minutes later you’re emotionally attached to a tiny squishy dumpling.
For kids? Sure.
For adults with absolutely no intention of acting their age? EVEN BETTER.
Come squeeze them. Poke them. Smush them. Jiggle them. Question why it’s so satisfying.
🪿 The Serious Goose has officially become dangerously squishy. (And some new toys in the play area as well)
We have the squishiest of squishies, the doughiest of that DOH you absolutely neeeeed, and enough weird little fidgety things to keep your hands busy until further notice. 😂
We’re talking:
✨ Super-soft foam squishies
💦 Weirdly satisfying liquid-filled squishes
🫧 Orbeez-filled squishies you will absolutely squeeze 47 times before putting down
🍞 Slow-rise doughy squishes that smoosh down and sloooowly puff back up
🐸 Cute ones. Weird ones. Tiny ones. Chonky ones. Ones you definitely did not come in here for but somehow now own.
These are the kind of things you pick up “just to see what it feels like” and five minutes later you’re emotionally attached to a tiny squishy dumpling.
For kids? Sure.
For adults with absolutely no intention of acting their age? EVEN BETTER.
Come squeeze them. Poke them. Smush them. Jiggle them. Question why it’s so satisfying.
🪿 The Serious Goose has officially become dangerously squishy. (And some new toys in the play area as well)
Vintage, now sorted & priced! Grab it before it’s gone! Literally selling off the counter before I put it out!
