Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store!
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
👵🪿 IT’S SENIOR DISCOUNT DAY! 🪿👴
If you’re 55+, today you get 10% OFF — because you’ve earned it just by surviving this long. 😂
We’re also getting back into the swing of the school year, which means we are currently working on approximately 47 different things at once and pretending this is a completely normal way to run a business.
📚 School stuff
🛠️ Projects
📦 New things coming out
🧹 Rearranging things we just rearranged
🪿 General goose-related nonsense
So stop in, see what we’re working on, find some bargains, and if you qualify for the senior discount, make sure you remind us at the register!
We’re getting there. Slowly. Chaotically. But we’re getting there. 😂🪿
If you’re 55+, today you get 10% OFF — because you’ve earned it just by surviving this long. 😂
We’re also getting back into the swing of the school year, which means we are currently working on approximately 47 different things at once and pretending this is a completely normal way to run a business.
📚 School stuff
🛠️ Projects
📦 New things coming out
🧹 Rearranging things we just rearranged
🪿 General goose-related nonsense
So stop in, see what we’re working on, find some bargains, and if you qualify for the senior discount, make sure you remind us at the register!
We’re getting there. Slowly. Chaotically. But we’re getting there. 😂🪿
☀️ GOOD MORNING! 🪿
The kids are back in school… which means you can finally shop WITHOUT someone asking for a snack, touching everything, or somehow needing $47 worth of stuff. 😂
Come enjoy some glorious kid-free shopping and dig through all kinds of bargains today!
💥 Cheap finds
👕 Clothes
🎃 Halloween goodies
📚 Books
🎮 Electronics
🧸 Toys
🪿 And all the random Serious Goose stuff you didn’t know you needed
Come wander around in peace and see what bargains you can find. 😎
The kids are back in school… which means you can finally shop WITHOUT someone asking for a snack, touching everything, or somehow needing $47 worth of stuff. 😂
Come enjoy some glorious kid-free shopping and dig through all kinds of bargains today!
💥 Cheap finds
👕 Clothes
🎃 Halloween goodies
📚 Books
🎮 Electronics
🧸 Toys
🪿 And all the random Serious Goose stuff you didn’t know you needed
Come wander around in peace and see what bargains you can find. 😎
🪿☀️ GOOD MORNING, GOOSE PEOPLE!
If you’re heading to the fairgrounds today, we highly recommend coming in on Route 5S to help avoid some of that fairground traffic.
Even better: stop in and visit us first, park right here at the store, do a little shopping, and then walk over to the fairgrounds. 🎡🛍️
The store is packed, Halloween is creeping into every possible corner, and the new window display is up and waiting for you. 🎃👻
Come dig through the full Halloween bin, check out all the spooky stuff scattered throughout the store, and see what else has somehow appeared since your last visit.
Shop first, park once, walk over, and save yourself a little fair traffic chaos. 🪿😂
If you’re heading to the fairgrounds today, we highly recommend coming in on Route 5S to help avoid some of that fairground traffic.
Even better: stop in and visit us first, park right here at the store, do a little shopping, and then walk over to the fairgrounds. 🎡🛍️
The store is packed, Halloween is creeping into every possible corner, and the new window display is up and waiting for you. 🎃👻
Come dig through the full Halloween bin, check out all the spooky stuff scattered throughout the store, and see what else has somehow appeared since your last visit.
Shop first, park once, walk over, and save yourself a little fair traffic chaos. 🪿😂
