Deals that don’t duck around.
- Monday
- Closed
- Tuesday
- Closed
- Wednesday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Thursday
- 11:15 am – 5:00 pm
- Friday
- 11:15 am – 7:00 pm
- Saturday
- 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm
- Sunday
- 12:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Woman owned
Serious Goose LLC. is owned and operated by a team of talented family planners, meticulous accountants, creative artists, culinary chefs, etc.
And she still has time to run this store!
Let us know what you need
Unlike others we can make special orders. If there is something special you are looking for let us know!
No trash
You don’t want trash, and we don’t want to sell trash. We take care to order and sell products that you can use and enjoy!
🪿 GOOD MORNING, GEESE! 🪿
Apparently I looked at the clothing racks this morning and thought,
“You know what this place needs? Less clothing.”
So today: BUY ONE CLOTHING ITEM, GET ONE FREE.
👕 Buy a shirt, get another shirt.
👖 Buy pants, get bonus pants.
🧥 Make one questionable fashion decision, and I will personally enable a second.
This is what happens when a woman owns a store and makes the sales before she’s had enough coffee.
Which brings me to something else…
☕ We’re toying with the idea of bringing in mushroom coffee.
Not just the same stuff you can grab anywhere, either. We’re looking at a brand you’d only be able to find here, with a much more loaded-up functional blend than most of the mushroom coffees already out there.
So… anyone in?
Because apparently my solution to not having enough coffee is to consider selling the coffee too. Seems healthy. 😂
Come dig through the racks, score your BOGO clothing, and tell us whether mushroom coffee needs to become a Serious Goose thing.
Apparently I looked at the clothing racks this morning and thought,
“You know what this place needs? Less clothing.”
So today: BUY ONE CLOTHING ITEM, GET ONE FREE.
👕 Buy a shirt, get another shirt.
👖 Buy pants, get bonus pants.
🧥 Make one questionable fashion decision, and I will personally enable a second.
This is what happens when a woman owns a store and makes the sales before she’s had enough coffee.
Which brings me to something else…
☕ We’re toying with the idea of bringing in mushroom coffee.
Not just the same stuff you can grab anywhere, either. We’re looking at a brand you’d only be able to find here, with a much more loaded-up functional blend than most of the mushroom coffees already out there.
So… anyone in?
Because apparently my solution to not having enough coffee is to consider selling the coffee too. Seems healthy. 😂
Come dig through the racks, score your BOGO clothing, and tell us whether mushroom coffee needs to become a Serious Goose thing.
🪿 GOOD MORNING, GOOSE PEOPLE. 🪿
We’re open, we’re caffeinated, and the store is full of the usual mix of great deals, weird treasures, $1 clothes, free books, school stuff, electronics, collectibles, and things you absolutely did not know you needed until you saw them.
Also, yes — repairs are happening, homeschool chaos is happening, and somehow we’re still keeping the place clean enough that you don’t have to dig through six inches of mystery dust to find a bargain. 😂
Come wander around, find something ridiculous, save some money, and give us an excuse to avoid whatever responsible thing we were supposed to be doing today.
We’re open, we’re caffeinated, and the store is full of the usual mix of great deals, weird treasures, $1 clothes, free books, school stuff, electronics, collectibles, and things you absolutely did not know you needed until you saw them.
Also, yes — repairs are happening, homeschool chaos is happening, and somehow we’re still keeping the place clean enough that you don’t have to dig through six inches of mystery dust to find a bargain. 😂
Come wander around, find something ridiculous, save some money, and give us an excuse to avoid whatever responsible thing we were supposed to be doing today.
