🌞🪿 GOOD MORNING, GOOSE PEOPLE! We’re opening soon!
If you’ve been looking for a perfectly reasonable excuse to come wander around and buy something you absolutely did not know you needed until you saw it… today seems like a good day for that. 😂
We’ve got squishies so squishy they should probably require supervision, doughy fidgets you’ll pick up “just to try” and refuse to put back, plus foam, liquid, Orbeez and slow-rise squishes in all kinds of ridiculously cute styles.
And that’s just one corner of the Goose.
🎮 Retro games & electronics — because new stuff is expensive and old stuff is cooler anyway.
🎵 Vintage audio & music stuff — for people who still appreciate buttons, knobs and things you can actually own.
👕 Clothing — because paying normal-store prices is wildly overrated.
🧸 Toys, collectibles & random treasures — including the stuff you didn’t know existed five minutes ago but suddenly NEED.
💸 Cheap little finds & $1 goodies — because sometimes retail therapy should actually be affordable.
Why buy it here? Because you can actually look at it, touch it, test it, ask us questions and leave with it TODAY instead of staring at a tracking number for four days.
And because every purchase helps a small local business continue doing what we do best:
Finding weird stuff, pricing it cheap, fixing things that probably should’ve died in 1997, and releasing an unreasonable number of geese into the community. 🪿😂
☀️ We’re opening soon — come see what followed us into the store this time.